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Well. Didn’t really do much

Well. Didn't really do much today. I finally got around to emailing a bunch of other newspapers. I probably won't hear from any of them until Monday though. At least, that's what I'm guessing. Last night I checked out my brothers baseball game. They got trashed. It...

Well, today I had a

Well, today I had a mildly interesting morning. Steve, my Dad and myself all drove down to a Government Surplus Auction in Mass. We didn't come home with anything unfortunatly. Apparently, this perticular auction has "price limits" and if the minimum isn't met, the...

That sneaky little blithering rectal

That sneaky little blithering rectal wart. I just called my local cable office and asked what happened to the cable guy. I was told that he wasn't supposed to come today, but that he was infact supposed to come "tomorrow." Now, notice that the word "tomorrow" is in...

Holy shit! What a surprise!

Holy shit! What a surprise! The cable guy didn't come! You know, you reschedule an entire day around the promise of someone coming, and they never even show up. I can only assume that one of their house calls earlier in the day took an inordinate amount of time and...

Well, the cable modem isn’t

Well, the cable modem isn't quite there yet, so this is coming to you strait off a good'ol dial-up. I called tech support last night after the modem hadn't resolved itself in the 12 hours it had been plugged in. I off-handly mentioned that no one at any point had...

Today I’ve actually got some

Today I've actually got some stuff to do. I'm going to give the photographer at the Milford Cabinet a call and see if he needs some help. I'm also going to call Adelphia and get a cable modem. Hopefully by the end of the day I can be surfing in style. I doubt it, but...