About me

Complete self-indulgence

DocHoloday dot com is the creative outlet for it’s owner and sole proprietor, Matt Perry.

That’s me.

I’m a web designer, photographer, artist, writer, and video game player from New Hampshire. I’m a Magna Cum Laude graduate from the Savannah College of Art & Design where I spent 4 years in sunny Georgia getting my Bachelors of Fine Arts in Photography. I’m currently a designer, web master and photographer in Houston, Texas.

I believe in baseball, scotch whiskey, Jack Kerouac, bowling shirts, swing dancing, steak dinners, vintage cars, fine cigars, video games on Wednesday nights, fighting in hockey, Benny Goodman, the NH state motto, pearl snap buttons, black and white photography, fine paper, skateboarding, messenger bags, The Blues Brothers, manual transmissions, Dunkin’ Donuts, clean simple designs, the Boston Red Sox and God.

I don’t believe in Hollywood, the price of gas, the evening news, HOAs, PTOs, activists, lobbyists, politicians in general, talking on your cell in the grocery store, fat free salad dressing, fashion from the 1980s, soccer, Rush Limbaugh, Glen Beck, radar guns, tofu, musicians with political opinions, and white chocolate.

This website is the very politically and socially incorrect ramblings of a very sarcastic and opinionated guy.

I don’t apologize for that.

If you’d like some backstory, and to learn how this site came to be, feel free to read this.

This blog is powered by:

  • Caffeine 97% 97%
  • Sarcasm 85% 85%
  • Wit 42% 42%
  • Opinionated Dribble 75% 75%

Recent Blog Posts

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System Malfunction

So, I don't know exactly what to do with this mess of a website. Don't worry, it's not going away. I mean from a technical aspect. This entire site is running on WordPress, which until now has not only worked well, but I've championed numerous times as the blog...

What year is it?

What year is it?

I just looked back and apparently the last time I posted something was last June. It’s April now, so that’s a solid 10 months, which is ridiculous.

Scan Backlog

Scan Backlog

When your card shelf is full, and your scan folder looks like this, it’s probably time to actually do something with those.

Drop me a line

If you are interested in trading baseball cards, need some web advice, or otherwise have a question about the legend that is I, drop me a line.