A highly respected slice of binary cream pie

You know, there's not much I'll ever apologize for. I don't know whether it's because I'm too proud or too stupid. I don't apologize for anything I write, as a rule mind you. But I will apologize when I've hurt a friend. I think this is silly and has gone on long...

Alright. FUCK THIS! I'm being attacked on my own fucking website. This is ridiculous. Lets cut the bullshit. 1. Lauren calls me "Matty", she likes to be the only one to do so. 2. Heather used the word "Matty" as a friendly gesture, not knowing of it's personal "pet...

Ladies and gentleman. An error has been made. The comments of yesterdays post contains the phrase "Matty". This is a term of affection towards me and the exclusive rights and privilges to the use of this term are given exclusivly to Lauren. This is a sensitive subject...

Well, I "borrowed" my parents modem for a few minutes to check my mail. Luckily it worked. I'm writing this from my computer rather than their's. I had around 80 emails, all but 6 of them spam. How does that happen? I'd really like to know. I'm not on any mailing...

Holy Sweet Jebus... Nick Warren is at Avalon on Thursday. That would cross yet another DJ off my list. Oohh... it's tempting. We'll see.

An odd and unfortunate thing has happened. Excite has declaired bankrupcy. I know what you're thinking... "so what?" Lemme explain. Excite runs Excite@Home, naturally. Excite@Home provides service for dozens of major cable modem providers across the country. When...