A highly respected slice of binary cream pie

I hate how my father approaches things. His way of "suggesting" aka: telling you to do something is to bring it up in the most backhanded way possible and then argue all it's rational points so that it doesn't seem quite so bad. For example, mere momements ago I got...

Well, Thanksgiving was "interesting" as always with the Perrys. We're a very odd family but atleast we're entertaining. Food was tasty and all that goodness. I'm still having stomach trouble but I can at least eat now. I get nearly instant indigestion but at least the...

I would like to take a moment and send a big "fuck you" out to whatever ass-hat decided to stock a downtown gas station with horrible near-death causing hot-dogs. Fuck you sir and the ass-hat you rode in with. You see, I have food poisoning. How do I know? Because...

Hey guys, lots of stuff to cover so I'll get to it quick. Since Chris called me the other day and other people have been wondering, heres my schedule for the next few days. My trip has been moved up from driving all day Wednesday to driving all night Tuesday. Instead...

I figured I'd pull this out of "comment land" and actually talk about it. Chris makes some very valid points, and for the most part I agree. Except.... "video game piracy for the consoles and computers costs these games companies billions of dollars a year, and that...

Hey, it worked. Not only are my pants dry and warm but they smell like cookies! Just thought I'd share.