A highly respected slice of binary cream pie

Yup, I'm a Photoshop God. Lets do some math, shall we? My class has 10 people. 10 people should account for 10 finished projects. This is in a perfect world. Today, there was only 1 finished piece, and, wouldn'tcha know it, it was mine. So, I got a personal critique...

Tired. Must sleep. I'm not feeling well. I'm eating Gummy Bears for lunch. I have a headache. I had a critique in Color. It went well. Pictures are good. Sleepy. The computer I'm at has a dirty zip drive. I'm not going to use it. It's stinky. I have a headache and I...

Ok, I feel like an ass doing this, but I really don't care. This is for all those who are looking for something for me for x-mas or my birthday. Yah, I know, this sounds vain, but how many times have you gotten "that sweater" from a relative. Yup, you know the one I'm...

Holy Sweet Jebus! I must own this. It's the complete collection of Paul Van Dyk remixes from 1992-1998, comes in a limited edition tin box, and is a massive 3-CD set. Why do I not own this? Oh yah, it's out of print and incredibly hard to find. Damn! Well, besides...

Well, it's the 30th, which means two things. First, and most importantly, it's Chris' Birthday!!! Happy Birthday bro. How does it feel to be one year closer to death? Just kiddin. Secondly, Global Underground released its 21st CD set, Deep Dish: Moscow. Both Chris and...

I believe that from this point forward I'm going to make a somewhat vain attempt to be slightly more prolific in my writing. I guess I'd like to develop a style so that eventually, when time finds me, I may attempt "the great American novel". I've always wanted to...