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It must really suck…

It must really be a hard life my brother leads. You get everything paid for by everyone else. You get free gas, free food, free transportation, free everything. You don't have to pay for college, that's free too. You date 7 girls at the same time and STEAL YOUR...

You want a shit-storm Duke?

I'm sorry. I've been good the past few days and I haven't gone off on Senator Hatch like I should... but the more I read about this moron, the more I have to. If you haven't been following the news, the genius senator Hatch from Utah described, in a Senate Judiciary...

Interview and Inspection

What a mixture of items on today's docket. First off was my job interview in Durham. I was to meet photographer Dave Mendelsohn at his house at 2:00. Everything went fine and Dave seems like a really nice guy. He said I had one of the strongest student portfolios he's...

Am I allowed to quote myself?

I have insomnia. It really kind of sucks. But, as an upside, I have plenty of time to reread my entire journal archive. You know what I've found out? I'm a cynical bastard... or a comic genius, either one. You decide, as I have nothing better to do than quote myself:...

Holy SWAT!

Well, the excitement never ceases here in NH. Today there was a police stand off at the house at the end of the street. At one point I counted 6 Milford cruisers, 3 NH State Troopers cruisers, a few unmarked cruisers and, of course, the SWAT team. Apparently the guy...

The Secret Service is cool!

I mean, really cool. James Bond kind of cool. Or, at least they would be if they hadn't given me dirty looks all day. Which was to be expected. I was with a person that had unrestricted access to an event that both George W. Bush AND Bush Sr attended. Yesterday I...