“My hypocrisy only goes so far”

Today was deck building day. Huray! The process of building a deck involves many things. Among them: hammers, nails, wood, sweat, physical injury and profanity... in that order. Ok, so it's not the end of the world, but hitting your thumb with a hammer hurts like you...

Well, I talked to Adecco this morning. My temp assignment at the bank ended on Monday but apparently I did such a good job they're looking to have me go back. The bank manager called and said that she was working on finding a near-permanent position for me for the...