Conversation I literally just had with a co-worker.

Co-Worker: My wife says you’re a bad influence.

Me: What? Why?

Co-Worker: Because I never used to say “Douche-Bag” before I met you, now I say it all the time.

Me: That’s not my fault, (Other Co-Worker) sits closer to me and she doesn’t say it.

Co-Worker: But she’s a girl, you wouldn’t say it around her…

Me: Other Co-Worker, do I?

Other Co-Worker: He says it all the time.

Me: See. It’s just you. It’s like a gateway drug to other more awesome swear words. Like Cock Gobbler or Shit-Cock.

Co-Worker: *sigh* Great, now I have new words I have to go un-learn.