Conversation I literally just had with a co-worker.
Co-Worker: My wife says you’re a bad influence.
Me: What? Why?
Co-Worker: Because I never used to say “Douche-Bag” before I met you, now I say it all the time.
Me: That’s not my fault, (Other Co-Worker) sits closer to me and she doesn’t say it.
Co-Worker: But she’s a girl, you wouldn’t say it around her…
Me: Other Co-Worker, do I?
Other Co-Worker: He says it all the time.
Me: See. It’s just you. It’s like a gateway drug to other more awesome swear words. Like Cock Gobbler or Shit-Cock.
Co-Worker: *sigh* Great, now I have new words I have to go un-learn.