^&*$#(!)$#

by | Jul 6, 2004 | Imported Entry | 5 comments

As I’m driving to work today, some dip-fuck’s hub-cap flies off and hits my car in the grill. Of course the fucker keeps going and I didn’t get his plate number. Now I have a huge fucking gash in the front of my car, just above and to the left of my license plate. Oh yeah, it’s good to be back in Houston. Fuckers.

5 Comments

  1. jason
    jason on July 7, 2004 at 1:20 am

    “dip-fuck” is a funny word

  2. Matt
    Matt on July 7, 2004 at 9:43 am

    I try. I’m considering it as a replacement for “ass-hat” but the jury is still out.

  3. nagle
    nagle on July 9, 2004 at 11:57 am

    why not keep both in your vocabulary menagerie?

  4. chipsdad
    chipsdad on July 16, 2004 at 7:22 am

    Now there’s a thought – EXPAND Matts vocabulary!

  5. Matt
    Matt on July 16, 2004 at 9:54 am

    are you somehow implying that I pontificate with a limited vernacular? :p