FUCK MICROSOFT. FUCK THEM IN THEIR STUPID ASSES.
Look at the crap I got today when I tried to register my LEGAL copy of Office 2000.
We’re sorry, we cannot process your registration. Our records indicate that this product has previously been installed on a computer. Per your End User License Agreement you are only allowed to install this product on one computer. You may make a second copy for your exclusive use on one other computer. Additional installations require the purchase of additional Licenses. If you think you have received this message in error, please choose “Telephone” under Registration Options to discuss it with a Customer Service Representative.
WHAT THE FUCK?!? HAVE YOU PEOPLE NEVER HEARD OF OWNING A NEW COMPUTER???
What a bunch of assholes. To never consider that someone might actually purchase a new computer within the life of one of their products is simply moronic. Of course I’ve installed it on one or more computers… that doesn’t mean that I didn’t UNINSTALL it from the other ones. Fuck you Microsoft. Thanks for a shit load of nothing you pretencious assholes.