Damnit. If I had money, I’d be buying half of the inventory of Kennethcole.com right about now. It’s kind of sad that my clothing styles of choice have elevated to the point where I can’t afford them. Poop. At least I have a Kenneth Cole watch and sunglasses. Wow, that sounds very materialistic. Maybe I’m having a self-centered afternoon. Or maybe I just want nice things. Either way.