I was going to reinstate the “raging fist of death” on one of my class mates… but then I realized something. Not only could I honestly crush his little tiny head with my bare hands, but, I really don’t need to. I’m BETTER than him, in nearly every aspect of life. I think the worst thing I could do is let the poor bitch live his miserable life… that’s punishment enough.

*a gentle calm comes over Matt*