Ok, I mentioned an article about “how to tell if your son is a hacker” in the past post and if you’ve read it, you’re probably dying from laughter just like me. I figured it was funny enough to warent posting some of the more stupid bits:

“Your son will probably try to install some hacker software. He may attempt to conceal the presence of the software in some way, but you can usually find any new programs by reading through the programs listed under “Install/Remove Programs” in your control panel. Popular hacker software includes “Comet Cursor”, “Bonzi Buddy” and “Flash”. “

hehe… he thinks Flash is evil.

“Computer hackers are often limited by conventional computer hardware. They may request “faster” video cards, and larger hard drives, or even more memory.”

oh sweet god… my son wants a new video card! he must be the devil!!!

“AMD is a third-world based company who make inferior, “knock-off” copies of American processor chips. They use child labor extensively in their third world sweatshops, and they deliberately disable the security features that American processor makers, such as Intel, use to prevent hacking.”

should be tell him that AMD is in San Jose, CA?

“There are, unfortunately, many hacking manuals available in bookshops today. A few titles to be on the lookout for are: …. “Neuromancer” by William Gibson; “Programming with Perl” by Timothy O’Reilly; “

ahahahahah! *cough*

“Quake is an online virtual reality used by hackers. It is a popular meeting place and training ground, where they discuss hacking and train in the use of various firearms.”

well shit… if I had know thats what I was doing, I would have done it more often… idiots.

“BSD, Lunix, Debian and Mandrake are all versions of an illegal hacker operation system, invented by a Soviet computer hacker named Linyos Torovoltos, before the Russians lost the Cold War.”

umm.. ok.

and my absolute favorite one… listen to this…

“However, you neglected to mention one of the most obvious signs that your son/daughter is spiraling towards self destuction: Electronic “Techno Music”. … one important sign which you seem to have missed is if the child in question begins listening to “electronic” music. music made with computers is very popular among the hacker subculture, for obvious reasons. any music that is not created with real, natural instruments – such as the tuba or the piano – is particularly insidious, because it causes the listener to enter into a dangerous fantasy world, leaving their mind open to destructive influences. “

I’m going to go laugh some more now… hehehehe. stupid peoples.