Fantastic… now shit from outerspace is slicing through the earth at incredible speeds… swell.

And… if that wasn’t enough… this shit levitates… and NASA is working on time travel, otherwise know as merely “superluminal quantum tunneling” to the rest of us, or perhaps it was the “transient inertia effect” or “quantum vacuum energies.” I always get those confused, don’t you?

Wouldn’t it be nice

That is all.